Where’s The Automatic WordPress Plugin Updater?

I’m beginning to despise some of the plugins that I have installed for Wordpress, particularly those dealing with Search Engine Optimization (SEO). These plugins seem to require updates on a weekly basis! Why do I hate this?

• I have to download the plugin time and time again.
• I have to extract the plugin time and time again.
• I have to open Filezilla to re-upload the plugin time and time again.
• It’s irritating as hell!

So, with all these frustrations in mind, I’d like to ask the developers in the Wordpress community: Where’s the Automatic Wordpress Plugin Updater? 

What’s that you ask? Well here’s a list of things it does:

• Automatically backs up your current Wordpress plugins folder.
• Automatically downloads the plugins with available updates.
• Automatically installs these plugins.
• Saves you the time and irritation of doing it yourself.

How lazy of me, I know. I just can’t bare to open Filezilla for another plugin update.