To Robert Scoble: Give Me Louis Gray Back!

Dear Scoble,

Recently, I’ve been feeling like you’re taking my big brother Louis Gray away from me. Though he hasn’t told me that you guys have been hanging out, after reading your posts, I’m sure that’s the case.

He doesn’t come over to play on Twitter with me and he doesn’t stop by my blog before leaving the house anymore. I’m sure it’s all because of you. His friends leave comments and send me DM’s on Twitter asking me, "Where’s Louis?". Someone told me that they saw him with you at Friendfeed . You know, just because you’re cool and popular doesn’t mean you should take advantage of that and steal my big brother from me. Friendfeed used to be our hangout! *tear*

I’ve been wondering why he doesn’t take me along with him to Friendfeed anymore. Now I know why. Everytime you mention Friendfeed, you’re mentioning Louis too! I think the answer’s pretty obvious. Thanks for rubbing it in my face.

What are you doing to him, Scoble? Is it another web 2.0 service? An aggregator? I know….you have a super-duper all in one RSS/Lifestream/Aggregator! I have plenty of those in my bookmarks just to let you know! You’re not the only one with secret weapons around here!

I should note that I am thinking of a plan to get take him back. I’m not quite sure how, but I’m working on it. So, you better watch out Scoble!

Sulking,

Corvida

P.S. You didn’t even link to Louis in your post that you wrote FOR him. :P